Actress to Bishop – Overheard In Hotel Foyer

As the actress said to the bishop (and accompanying minor clergy) in their hotel foyer * –

You are going to the opening night of this other mob’s new play tonight.

I am still a leading actor. So far as I understand, there will be an opening and a closing for my new play when we eventually get it produced in 2032, and all of you have got to get along there tonight and understand the tradition parts of that, what’s involved in an opening night.

None of you are staying behind hiding in your rooms, all right?”

Bishop and accompanying minor clergy to the actress:

Furious, ‘Yes, Ma’am’ nodding of heads.

* With due acknowledgment to the Australian Olympic Committee President who doubles as the International Olympic Committee vice-president

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